The Washington Monument Practices Safe Sex

The Washington Monument practices safe sex and so should you. My only question is, what the hell is this thing gonna fuck? Is the Grand Canyon gonna shimmy it’s way over and just get up and on the Washington Monument? Nah probably too big and loose for the liking of Mr. Washington’s monument. Maybe the Statue of Liberty was planned on making her way over to hop up on that ol’ monument. You would definitely need protection if you planned on getting with her. I can only imagine how many Frenchmen spread their STD’s while they attempted to bang the statue before she was shipped over to the U.S. of A. Regardless, I need to get me one of these condoms stat… the magnums barely fit me nowadays.

And I just noticed that Rebecca Black is dominating the sidebar with her videos. Hm… a subtle hint.


~ by Shutout on April 20, 2011.

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