Dinosaur Terrorizes Little Kids

To the blind man this probably sounds like the opening to another Justin Beiber concert. But no, this isn’t a bunch of 16 year old girls screaming to see their idol walk on stage, but instead a bunch of 6 year old kids running away from a real life dinosaur. Yup that’s right, dinosaurs are NOT extinct. Yeah fucking right. Of course they are extinct you stupid fucking kids! You spend an entire year covering dinosaurs in Kindergarten, it’s the one topic you learn all year and you’re running around from this fake mythical creature like a bunch of Jews who just heard Hitler has risen from the dead. Quit ya fuckin’ screaming, and relax a bit. It’s just a man dressed up in a sick ass suit. Kind of like Santa Claus. Yeah, he’s fake too. I hope some 6 year old is reading this right now and I hope this shitty blog ruined his fucking life. Because that’s what happened to me on my 19th birthday when my older cousin let slip that Santa Claus wasn’t real. It ruined my life.

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~ by Shutout on April 19, 2011.

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