I’m Gary Oak, bitch

I wish I could be Gary Motherfucking Oak. It sucked you had to be Ash in the beginning of Pokemon. Ash was a such a little bitch who got pushed around by Gary and as Ash you always had inferior Pokemon. Plus as it says in the song, Gary just pulls in pussy left and right. Wanna know why? Because he’s a douchebag and the douchebag always gets the girl. Take a look at Ash… the only chick he really gets tight with is Misty and he was instantly friend zoned by that hot piece of fire ass because he’s a little bitch. While Gary’s out slamming half the female trainers, Ash just goes home every night and has his pal Pikachu send thunder shocks into his anus all night.


~ by Shutout on April 19, 2011.

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