Hey Ref, Get Off Your Knees, Ya Blowin’ The Game

•April 21, 2011 • Leave a Comment

Looks like a typical Toronto home game. No fans in the stands because they all know their team sucks and they are forever waiting for “next year” to come. Next year is never gone come for you guys Toronto, not with you passing around your first round picks like they’re Sean Avery’s exes. Are both these refs fucking blind? I never knew the NHL was an equal opportunity employer, but they seriously hired blind refs? I know its just a Maple Leafs game and no one cares, but still…

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This Is Why We Hate Cops

•April 21, 2011 • Leave a Comment

Before I divulge into my rant about most cops being complete assholes, I’d like to point out something more important first. How the fuck, is that nerdy, annoying, virgin, piece of shit dude in the same car as a girl. Honestly, that’s gotta be his mom right? No girl in there right mind would hang out with that kid by choice… right? She’s probably driving him to band practice so he can practice his skin flute skills with the rest of the male flute players. Parents, here’s a piece of advice. If your son played flute in band, its a tell-tale sign that he’s gay. Only 2 kids ever played the flute in my high school band and they were both gay. Not with each other, but still gay.

Anyways, this cop is a cunt. I had this exact situation happen with  me once. I was driving on the Maine Turnpike, which is actually only two lanes since no one is entering Maine, everyone is trying to get the fuck out, and I had this douchebag riding my ass. I slow down a bit and start to go the speed limit because it looks like an undercover cop, but I wasn’t positive. This dude flashes his high beams at me, hinting for me to go into the slow lane… but I wanted him to blow his cover. He does it again and yet again I ignore it. Finally he puts on his lights and sirens real quick and the pussy in me comes out and I move over. This guy wasn’t an absolute dick like the cop we saw in the video because he just turned his lights and siren off and went on his way.

The Next Episode – Dr. Dre featuring Snoop Dogg

•April 20, 2011 • Leave a Comment

It sucks Youtube is censored, totally destroys this song. But here’s a classic song that can get anyone in the mood for smoking, especially on 420.

The Washington Monument Practices Safe Sex

•April 20, 2011 • Leave a Comment

The Washington Monument practices safe sex and so should you. My only question is, what the hell is this thing gonna fuck? Is the Grand Canyon gonna shimmy it’s way over and just get up and on the Washington Monument? Nah probably too big and loose for the liking of Mr. Washington’s monument. Maybe the Statue of Liberty was planned on making her way over to hop up on that ol’ monument. You would definitely need protection if you planned on getting with her. I can only imagine how many Frenchmen spread their STD’s while they attempted to bang the statue before she was shipped over to the U.S. of A. Regardless, I need to get me one of these condoms stat… the magnums barely fit me nowadays.

And I just noticed that Rebecca Black is dominating the sidebar with her videos. Hm… a subtle hint.

420 Bitches

•April 20, 2011 • 1 Comment

I had a bunch of shit I planned on writing for this but I’m waaaay too, uh, lazy to do it now so just watch the video. No one reads what I write anyways.

Kush – Dr. Dre

•April 19, 2011 • Leave a Comment

To all my stoners out there… happy 420 eve.

Another Prank Video

•April 19, 2011 • Leave a Comment

I dig these things for some reason. Maybe it’s the another asshole in me but I just love shit like this getting reversed by the true thinker of the group. You may think the kid is a dumbass because he initially is hovering his testicles six inches over a basketball that’s about to get catapulted up. But with some flawless execution he turns the tables on the chubby kid. Ball right in the face, kid… take a seat. Seems like the saying is true, the bigger you are, the dumber you are. Notice how all the geniuses are skinny little pricks?

 
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